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Alright, apparently the true meaning of christmas is to be selfless and that's cool and everything but when people are selfless towards me I get creeped out. For instance, last thursday someone mailed me $50 in an unsigned card and then tonight a bunch of bags of presents showed up on my porch...what's really creepy is all the towels match the colors in my bathroom and the soaps and lotions are all lightly scented like someone has been in my house and knows what I use, kinda stalker vibelike...
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There is a heat wave running through my town right now, today's high is 7 degrees.

Also been a while since I wrote a journal, so I'm still alive and writting now

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[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond

So far: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 10

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 20

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 23

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 27

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 31

Now you multiply it by 3 for your score.
And write as your journal title "I am __% Insane"

Only 93%, pretty good really

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Where now?

2 min read
Where do you go when things seem to stop mattering but you're afraid to die?

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Waiting is Hard

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Waiting for something you want more than life is a very hard thing to do. As Shadow once said "minutes are like hours, and hours can be like minutes" once the time comes.


~Scent Of Tomorrow

Artwork by Schiraki
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